If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
I wanna stop hating white people but they keep doing white things
(remove “white” from that sentence and it’s still true)
How bout we keep the white in there cause you’re doin the white people thing right now